The cat · resident since 2025
This is Bug.
She lives on this site. She walks around, naps on things, swats whatever you highlight, and talks back if you press /. This page is hers.
File · BUG-001
guilty- Name
- Bug
- Species
- orange menace (felis catus, ginger edition)
- Job
- knocking things off tables, including the 404
- Likes
- toy mice, warm poker cards, anything you highlight
- Dislikes
- tail grabs, being ignored, the word "fold"
- Skills
- swatting text, napping on demand, bad poker, talking (with AI)
- Known aliases
- the cat, that cat, BUG NO
Toy box
The Bug walking around this page will come and play. She doesn't share.
move your cursor in here (or drag a finger)
Treats reset at midnight. They're counted in your browser, so no, Bug doesn't know who you are.
Where to find her
She doesn't stay on one page.
Every page of this site
She roams, naps, and swats any text you highlight. Grab her tail at your own risk.
The poker table
Heads-up Hold'em against Bug. She calls too much, and she'll lie on your cards until you throw her a mouse.
Your browser
Bug for Chrome puts her on every tab. She runs on your own Gemini, Claude or OpenAI key.
The 404
She knocked the page off the table. Put the digits back and she'll knock them off again.